Safari

Term used to describe corporate management when they ban together to tour a floor of a department store. Refers to the way that they gawk at workers from a distance as if on, Safari.

"Oh God here comes the Safari, look busy until they pass us by."

by Pascalle June 19, 2008

safe wet-willy

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear

Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.

by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005

safe smokie

similar to dd (designated driver) except the substance is marijuana; a safe smokie, or ss, usually looks out for cops, parents, or anyone else his or her friends would hate to see while lighting up a big blunt

"hey jim, we've got some excellent green, would you mind being ss if we hook you up later?"

by anna banana August 11, 2004

420 safe

your stash of weed is hidden here

"yo im gonna get my weed from the 420 safe"

by Gary1313 January 19, 2009

safe

n. in billiards, a legal shot that leaves the cue ball in a bad position for the opponent. This can usually only be overcome through application of skill or a kosmo.

"I played him as safe as I could, but I know he'll just kosmo his way out."

by notshown September 15, 2005

safe

In a small cabin on board a Vogon Constructor Fleet ship with an amazingly
annoying traveling companion moments after your planet has been demolished by it.

"We're safe. We're in a small galley cabin
on one of the ships in the Vogon
Constructor fleet." -Ford Prefect

by Vash The Stampede April 12, 2005

safe space

A Safe Space is a place where anyone can relax and be able to fully express, without fear of being made to feel uncomfortable, unwelcome, or unsafe on account of biological sex, race/ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, cultural background, religious affiliation, age, or physical or mental ability.

Wow, I can actually go to a safe space to talk about my controversial views about something without being told that I'm a faggot! Incredible!

by knackatack November 19, 2016