roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017

self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

Jolly Roger

a pirates flag with a white skull and crossbones on a black background

When I was on my boat I saw a Jolly Roger

by Dennis Raynor December 3, 2017

Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

by KaynG May 15, 2016

the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.

My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.

by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016

john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.

Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).

by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

Beej Rogers

Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.

I definitely just saw beej rogers walking down the street.. that thing deserves a salute.

by Klefman February 9, 2018