Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."
by Running Things December 5, 2016
Get the thief river falls mug.Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.
by Lauren and Kelsey January 1, 2006
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A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.
by The Jacketman June 11, 2006
Get the Crystal River mug.home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess
by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008
Get the wading river mug.punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful anal sex, causing the to defacate uncontrollably
by caneface April 5, 2003
Get the dirty river mug.A town near Rancho Cordova. Many houses are color coordinated (brown) and the grass is always perfect. The town consists of old retirees who enjoy the routine life of going to Starbucks and the Gold River Racquetball Club or usually very nice but spoiled children. A very safe place to live but very sheltered. No partiers or people who want to have fun should live here
Gold River citizen: "What do you want to do today?"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
by werrichbutthereisnotmoregold December 18, 2012
Get the Gold River mug.Derived from a scene in Chapter 7 of the World War I novel "All Quiet on the Western Front" by Erich Remarque, the term "goin' across the river" means to have sex, as the three main characters must cross a river to visit French whores.
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