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Rack Runner

Cliff Hart. A rare species of pool player.
Amazingly, he has less than 10% body fat, and a deliberately manicured receding hairline. Stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, (bud)wiser than Solomon, sweeter than rotten fish and definitely has neither the time nor the patience for ball baggers who are reading this.

His natural habitat is the dense jungle of salt city. He announces his presence using his voice which sounds like a
grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking 3 cartons of cigarettes and eating a block of cheese. Sounds disgusting? Well fuck you.

His sexual mating dance usually involves making the opposite sex feel uncomfortable by staring at them for close to 30 minutes straight. He will then grunt, call them a "lil biscuit" and proceed to his final agenda: Sugar Dicking and going "balls deep"

Besides all that. He is the best pool player that has ever not been born. He materialized from some primordial-soup and has evolved over time to be able to run 3000x4^2 racks of pool in less than who cares.
Man, you aint no rack runner. You aint cliff. f

You miss that ball again, ima call cliff. DONT make me call cliff.
by Earl Strickland October 28, 2019
mugGet the Rack Runnermug.

big racks

ayo shawty got big racks

don't worry bae, I got them big racks
by bruhwhotookmycheese March 7, 2022
mugGet the big racksmug.

HACK-ACK-RACK

The noise that comes out of a cat when its vomiting all over your expensive shoes because said cat doesn't fucking like you.
Ya my fucking bitch ass nigga cat HACK-ACK-RACKED
by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019
mugGet the HACK-ACK-RACKmug.

rack

by guhirfug December 8, 2020
mugGet the rackmug.

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
mugGet the Bike-rackingmug.

Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
by FireBritches October 15, 2010
mugGet the Rack Snakemug.

Top rack apples

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"
by anonymous July 14, 2023
mugGet the Top rack applesmug.

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