two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

three beer queer

1.someone who is drunk off of or pretends to be drunk off of, consuming very few beers.

1. that lightweight only drank 3 beers, and he is allready passed out. What a three beer queer.

by Jamm627 May 17, 2006

queer gear

something or someone that has homosexual characteristics; can also be used in place of the word "gay", "whack", "retarded", or any other variations

tom: "jim told me yesterday that he touch john's penis"
bill: "freaking queer gear"

suzy: "i got an F on the test...that's queer gear"


brad: "sally said that i was ugly"
tim: "queer gear"

by GRich December 22, 2008

Four year queer

A person who enters college and chooses to be gayor try an alternative lifestyle for the four years of undergratudate school.

She went to Vasar to be a four year queer.

by Aunt E July 21, 2008

Queer his crack

To have queer relations with another mans butt crack.

Man, I would love to queer his crack.

or

You're gay, I bet you would queer his crack if you could.

by The Crawnic February 18, 2003

Bull queer

A guy who makes fun of or seems extremely discomforted towards gay people

Ya I can't believe how much of a bull queer Jordan is

by Doctor Segway January 21, 2019

2 beer queer

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017