queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown February 24, 2011

Drama Queef

When you're being dramatic and your vagina decides to queef the fuck out.

Amy's being quite the drama queef today..

by SpaceVagina December 12, 2017

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

by thedreadeddan December 02, 2011

queef dinner

When a woman queefs on a man's face or in his mouth during oral sex after intercourse.

I ate some queef dinner last night.

by GabriellaMontez February 10, 2014

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 18, 2012

queen queef

Queen queef is blonde white girl with muscular legs that had her bike stolen

Girl 1- did you hear that Charlotte got her bike stolen

Girl 2- yea she’s such a queen queef

by The nanster September 30, 2018