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When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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pumpkin emoji

Freind texts Pumpkin Emoji**

Other Friends: No dude I wanna keep my clothes on right now.
by FirstBorn1998 November 8, 2023
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Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.
“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”
by Lololololollolol March 15, 2021
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Pumpkin Spice

When you message someone after midnight and the vehicle you call a brain has turned into a pumpkin. You decide to spice it up, adding a little extra to be bold and funny but immediately regret it in the morning. That little extra is called Pumpkin Spice.
Ignore the Pumpkin Spice message I sent last night.
by Cold Woodie November 13, 2021
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Weeding the pumpkin

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office
by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019
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Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting
by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021
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