God's Pubes

A term most commonly used for marijuana

"Dude let's get biblical with some of gods pubes"

"What's that?"
"God's pubes is weed"

by 164784929 March 2, 2017

Rubik's pube

Tremendously hairy genitalia that is difficult to navigate and then solve by pleasing the partner

Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.

by von groovy May 10, 2019

Strawberry Pubes Forever

It was like a surprise strawberry attack. Strawberry pubes forever. Sasha milkshake had a hint of strawberry. It would suck, having pubes in a milkshake. I had a friend who worked at a Baskin Robbins, and he said he didn't like the icecream. It was gross, he told me. The Baskin Robins was right next to a Subway. So for lunch, they always went and had lots of sandwiches. So one day orders a cake with those gross marachino cherrys, with the cherrys on the cake, and what this fucker would do is take his salamis and fucking fill the cherrys with the salami filling and then someone goes like mmmmhmmm and was very surprised. The guy didn't get fired, this was just one of many incidents! Like, if you were a customer who gave them and shit and was an asshole. Then you would get fucked. And then one of those guys was making those 'Blasts' like those milkshakes, and we was making a chocolate one, and he fucking threw a cockroach in there. You'd be drinking it and you'd have no idea. I know one of the guys who worked there, this actually happened. There was a dead cockroach lying in the room so they just *blmmp!* dropped it right in their. Yoink! Strawberry cockroach, of course! Landy what are you writing? What are you doing? What are you writing, a fucking essay? What are you writing it on? What are you really typing up everthing? What are you just trying to decipher our speech? Like, why are you writing it under Urban Dictionary? What, are you going to put it on Urban Dictionary under Stawberry Pubes Forever? It'll be like a document of our highness. I'll just have to look up 'Strawberry Pubes Forever" and if anyone ever searches that, for any reason, they will come upon this conversation! What time is it? 1:24. Yikes. Damn. What time is your first class tomorrow? 10. Oh damn. We should get to sleep. Fo Sho. Cause my phones on the floor of the roof of John Jay. So you dropped your phone out this window? Theres no roof there. No, there is. I figure it must be broken. Khoa has my iHome? Why? He saw it and just took it so no one will steal it. You haven't even thought of your iHome? Well, I thought it was in Kyle's room, safely stowed away. Heh Heh. Jesus. Jesus, Jesus. Min, you should add more people things to the collage. Oh my God he's still typing about what we're talking about? Its going to hit the character limit. Don't keep writing! Don't hit submit! Save it. Oh shit let me see that cellphone. Oh damn thats one of the Sly Johns. What the fuck? Oh thats a Philly thing, jargon. Jargon? Jargon. Thats like a fucking monster name. JARGONNNNNN. Sly John can mean like anything, like pimp or whatever. Are you really still going? Landy's typing! Typing! Typing and typing! We're really having ridiculous conversations right now. I'm an idiot! Ben is an idiot! Write that. Strawberry Pubes! Strawberry Pubes Forever. Pubbbesss. Bom Bom Bommmm. Rajib we should write more songs. We should write a song about floorcest. We should do a parody of the In the Closet music video. R. Kelly is so fucked up.

See above. For example, oh shit! Pubes in my strawberry icecream. Strawberry Pubes Forever, man!

by ZeusJJ9 January 12, 2009

puberty pop

a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.

Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.

Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.

by Miguel Diego July 5, 2006

pube

the short term for the name of a character from Shakespeare's Caesar. The original name of the character is 'Publius' (poob-LI-us), and it is fun to call someone a 'pube' (poob, not pube like pubic).

It can be used such as:
a. pube
b. pubalicious

Jim: Hey John look at Rick, that douche.
John: I know, he's such a pube.

by GAWPQ888 September 22, 2009

Pube

Nickname of Richard (Dick) Hayre, an economics teacher at my old high school. Honest.

Pupil: Oi, puuuuuuuuube
Pube: Which boy said that?

by RockMink November 10, 2004

asian pubes

derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.

She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well

by TinoFett June 11, 2006