awkward prof

a professor who either has turrets syndrome, habitually makes bad jokes, won't let you listen to music during exams, is obsessed with his Seattle tea, thinks that pain is a good method of instruction, or all of the above.

Dr. Massman is an awkward prof

by massman3 March 2, 2009

professional

A drink derived of two simple ingredients. Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots). Mix together and you have yourself a professional. It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!

I want to get real fucked up tonight. Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.

by Mike J Smith July 1, 2007

profesor von pie

A comical nazi homosexual pie stuck on a V2 rocket in outerspace, who combines the knowledge and wisdom of socrates, with the flamboyance of a 1950's steriotypical homosexual.

Boy profesor von pie really gave it to your dad last night, that is to say he lectured him on mathematics... then fucked him up the ass like i did with your mom.

by Jae Jun January 16, 2004

professor x

I gotta say, Who Fucker or whatever, you sound fairly um.. "dumb", one might say? But the internets fucking crazy. how many people would die if it ended tomorrow?

Scrabble are an gooding game.

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

Professionalisticlyism

Meaning to be someone or something who has the way of being professionally amazing or professionally interesting, the way someone who does something extremely professionaly, or very professional.

His photos were so professional, he must be follow professionalisticlyism.

by Inanimate January 5, 2008

profanahater

A person who hates or rejects those who are profane. According to the teachings of dualism, this person would likely be someone who is considered ideal.

Adam: I got a B today on my poetry project.
Janyce: GEEZ! You're so profane!
Adam: Danggg, stop being a profanahater!

by asexycoconut April 22, 2009

profanticize

to use inapproiate words like swear words

Don't profanticize in front of that poor baby.

by chunk97 October 20, 2009