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Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.
Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!
by Mongo Lloyd Banks December 12, 2012
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proffed

Acquired, as in the 'acquisition of military resources', or, as is more than likely the case, - stolen.
He proffed, when he found the item unattended.
by Donkey Walloper July 22, 2016
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profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.
Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.
by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017
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Professional Crastinator

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
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Profit Boner

A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!
Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.
by Angela6969 February 23, 2019
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Professional

Belonging to a profession/occupation, with standards.
Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
by B.D.M.R July 3, 2019
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