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facebook porn

The act of looking at all of the pictures of a person on facebook. The less you know the person, the better.
Dude, stop lookin' at facebook porn.
by Poop Geyser January 15, 2008
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Alaskan Porn

Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.
Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?

Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014
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Porn cube

A cube made out of condensed porn juices
I like my tacos with extra porn cubes on top
by Tomokiman July 12, 2015
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cry porn

Sad material used to provoke a good sob session. Examples include The Notebook, pictures of children with cancer, and that one episode of Futurama (you know the one).
Friend 1: Man I've been really feeling bummed out lately. I think I need a good sob session.
Friend 2: Here, borrow my copy of season 5. The second episode is my favorite cry porn.
by Dis Ease November 29, 2014
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Porn Crusader

Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy
"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."

"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"
by Lilikin March 3, 2005
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Chick Porn

Another name for literotica, romance novels, or fanfics of a sexual nature.
This would be a bad example of Chick Porn: Lupin, exhausted from spending the night chained in a cage while transformed into a werewolf, fell almost lifeless into the waiting arms of Tonks. They starred at each other for a long moment, wondering how much of that night they both would remember and both smiled at the same time. The next moment the beast inside of Lupin had returned -- not hungry for blood, but sweat.
by Kate Charlton August 15, 2007
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gay porn

guy 1: wanna make gay porn together?
guy 2: hell yeah!
by spiderscreech February 15, 2021
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