Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018

Pigeon

the new and official symbol of peace decided by the king him self RM from BTS.

Interviwer: so who gets mad the easiest ?
group: RM

RM: me noooo I love pigeons

by Mininfires March 27, 2018

Pigeon

A friend who never buys anything and just has your left overs. Always asks you what does that taste like

Hey look at Richard waiting for me to finish my food so he can have the left overs. What a pigeon

by Matty365 January 13, 2023

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Pigeon

A majestic beast that fluffs when wet

Derrick do you see that fluffy thing?
OH SHIT ITS A WET PIGEON!!!

by Wetpigeongod February 14, 2023

Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific February 18, 2023