Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

phert

The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.

"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.

Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"

Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.

by kevin rucker May 10, 2006

Phentai

A synonym for a dank internet meme.

Send phentai

by Phentai Lover September 14, 2017

The Phez

The best pub that has and will ever be in haddington.

Guy 1: Comin to the Kat?
Guy 2: Am i f**k the Phez is the place to be!

by R..D October 16, 2009

The Dick-Pizza Phenomena

The unexplainable Phenomena that the word "dick" can be completely canceled out by the word "Pizza" with strong emphasis on the "P" in Pizza. (used much like "that's what she said" after your buddy makes a statement)

*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*

Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"

Baran: "Pizza!"


The Dick-Pizza Phenomena

by NadWahl October 20, 2008

Phenway

Name by Phish fans for Fenway park on the night of May 31, 2009 when Phish played there. The letters PH are often substituded by phans to convert words. Seen in Phenway park that night: Carlton Phisk shirt. The band, Phish, has a drummer named John Fishman. The band's addition of the PH in converting a last name to a band name only slightly different might define the trend of changing words to use a PH.. PH can also be seen on international oval stickers on vehicles driven by Phish Phans.

"That Phish Phenway show was phenominal. YEM was sick."

by phishfanhippydude June 1, 2009

Nanker/Phelge

n. the pseudonym used for early Rolling Stones group compositions; refers to a Mick Jagger/Brian Jones/Keith Richards/Charlie Watts/Bill Wyman composition.Nanker

"Play With Fire, Stoned, Off The Hook, and Stewed And Keefed are all credited to Nanker/Phelge."

by Kelsey Steed December 28, 2006