cheese wagon

When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.
"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".
by whoopieding April 28, 2010
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Pussy Gettin wagon

A Pussy Gettin' Wagon (also known as a PGW) is any 1/2 ton or larger truck, with upgraded tires and wheels, and no less than a 6" lift. One uses a PGW to get copious amounts of pussy when and where one wants. PGW's can be seen throughout your Southern States where country girls are easily seduced by the sight of a large truck. Warning, your PGW will bring all the girls to the yard, so be prepared to fend off the duff's. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.
"Dang girl, did you see Jason's new truck?"
"Yeah he's been talkin about Gettin that Pussy Gettin wagon (PGW) for months now"
by Gooodone January 18, 2014
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texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.
by gert January 03, 2006
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Paddy Wagon

1. An item used by law enforcers to round up or herd troublemakers, riot actors or general lunatics in the same manner a shepherd uses a sheepdog.

2. A vehicle owned or driven by a man called Paddy.
1. "up shep up shep *whistle* good paddy wagon."

2. "here come the lads in the paddy wagon"
by 1nc4rc3r4n7 March 27, 2009
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sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling
David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.
by Keith November 19, 2004
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Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.
Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!
by humdipper May 05, 2009
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Oxford Wagon Rut

When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
I had the perfect shit last night, and to top it off I gave the old lady a nice Oxford Wagon Rut
by DomTuffy January 15, 2023
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