A slang term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic used to describe the decision of letting a friend borrow a fresh pair of your shoes in return for borrowing a fresh pair of theirs to better match your outfit during a night out.
Let's kick swap? I'll let you borrow my brown dunks for your black spizikes? They would look better with this button up I have.
by m_dot_reilly August 24, 2011
When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.
Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head
Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin
Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear
Boyfriend : dies
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head
Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin
Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear
Boyfriend : dies
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
Jay, an amateur karate student, still believes in the scorpion-kick, Santa Claus, and The Easter Bunny
by cross-kick king November 23, 2011
When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!
by Wrongway bandit December 03, 2019
A sasine martial arts move in which someone with 1 more chromosome performs a kick that is so strong in gives the person and extra chromosome.
by Bartley October 24, 2017
by JW89t April 10, 2008
To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
by Coral Blue July 09, 2013