Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012

Blue Nosed

The point where you get to the point of sneezing, but just can't get the sweet relief of sneezing.

Joe: "I can't sneeze dude! I get so close and get blue nosed!"

by mntie September 18, 2019

Lake Nose

a condition in which one cannot stop sneezing, blowing their nose, or sniffling. This condition occurs specifically after spending a day on Lake Hopatcong, most likely from getting water in the nasal passage. Usually a self diagnosis.

UGH! I have lake nose and I can't breathe now.

I don't want to go swimming because then I'll get lake nose...

by woohoo123 August 2, 2011

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

nose chacho

Enjoying some cocaine

While the boys had a brew chacho, I’m going to have a quick nose chacho off Kiki’s ass in the men’s room...

by T-Park January 28, 2019

Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019