Black Friday

everyday of the year if you're smart enough
God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?
by Mimono Ooo November 26, 2010
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First Friday

At a school with a block schedule the first Friday of the week is Thursday, because it is the last day that you do those classes for the week. The Friday after that, or Second Friday, is the normal Friday of the week. If Friday is a day off then Wednesday becomes First Friday, Thursday becomes Second Friday and Friday either stays Friday or becomes Third Friday.
Happy First Friday!

Man, I'm so glad it's First Friday. That means I don't have math class until Monday!

by Shady J December 18, 2008
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White Friday

Black Friday but it's held in Africa.
If white countries celebrate Black Friday, then black countries should celebrate White Friday.
Guy 1: Today is White Friday!
Guy 2: You mean Black Friday?
Guy 1: No nibba, we're in Africa that's what it is called.
by STGamer December 12, 2018
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Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.
by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016
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Friday the 13th

The night you will most likely die.
Girl 1: Ok time to die!
Girl 2: Wait what!!!!
Girl 1: It’s Friday the 13th.

Girl 2: Oh yeah
by 😂😂🥺😂😂⚽️ November 10, 2019
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Friday Vibes

The feeling you get when you’re 30 minutes away from leaving your cube jungle on a Friday. The buzz is still slightly rolling from your shooters at lunch, and Stacy from cube 4D mentioned happy hour. The music pumping through your headphones is from the same day drink playlist you used in college.
I was looking over an expense report late on a Friday afternoon, when Levels by Avicii came on my shuffle. To look busy, I begin clicking aimlessly to the beat, and experience the perfect Friday Vibes. Beers are the only expense on my mind.
by DooleysInvite October 16, 2020
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