cod timing

an excuse for someone who is ass at cod

Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."

by yeatluvr2 May 31, 2023

Cod Boomer

A person that’s constantly crying about how “bad” cod is now and whines over every little thing that’s added to the game. They worship the older games to point where they might as well stick a copy on a blowup.

Usually seen under Cods Instagram comments or Twitter.

Person: God! They’re ruining the entire franchise by adding in a Snoop Dogg skin! The old games were never like this

Person 2: stfu Cod Boomer

by Br13 July 27, 2023

cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025

on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb

Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!

by Dittoe November 5, 2023

cod taco

Vagina of a certain age - senior

She had a proper cod taco lad

by mmmmmmmaybe April 27, 2016

Cod snob

A person who lives in Cape Cod, Massachusetts who thinks they are better than everyone else if they traced their lineage back to the Pilgrims. They will look down on others who don't do such a thing.

Olivia and Jacob are such Cod snobs. Just how would I have been able to turn down the advances of boys who feigned interest in me if I had relatives like them who thought I should only be dating fellow blue bloods they approved of? It's no wonder why Belinda, Chester, Haille, and Laura defined their stuffy rules. Haille is the only one of them who defied their stuffy rules and lived to tell about it, while the others later died.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 20, 2024

cape cod left turn

When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic

Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway

by PeeOnMe1776 July 15, 2023