Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

trip to the principal’s office

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.

Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.

by MinDATucker March 29, 2020

Chief Pilot’s Office

The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.

Example:

“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”

by UnitedBusDriver April 18, 2020

inter-office meme

Jokes, phrases and the like that only the people in your office will understand. Folks outside of your department or organization will laugh but they won't understand the joke because they in essence "had to be there"

Worker: "I just removed myself from that post on Facebook"
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand

by ISaidFreak December 26, 2011

Family Office (FO)

N. An organization of ultra rich”adult” children, that behave as children, who hire top notch legal, accounting, investment advisors to ensure their heirs do not blow all their pappy’s wealth on coke (some leakage assumed and quietly approved). These heirs believe they work for a living but do not even know what that really is. And they believe they are intelligent, which is a mixed bag at best and even when true wildly exaggerated. The advisors are as advertised, but must comply with one unsaid rule “do not judge or criticize any family member no matter how absurd the behavior or comment.” The pay is generally worth this indignity.

Also, accompanying any proper FO will be a shameless group of investment companies that attempt to suck at the teat of the FO. Family office conferences are famous for the hilarity of investment advisors throwing themselves at barely coherent family members, like drunk fluzies at a rock concert, for a chance to nibble at a bread crumb that said coke head might remit.

Hey, Peter is on stage at The Family Office (FO) Conference in Florida acting like he has any clue what he is talking about. But he did secure co-GP rights on an investment his family doesn’t understand so for the MF win, right.

by BaBar the October 5, 2023

Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022