Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

droppin' nukes

The act of dropping a shot of Jack Daniels into a glass of shitty beer. Usually followed by immediate feelings of regret.

James(at 3PM): Man, we should be droppin' nukes before this party.

James(at 4PM): I'm pretty sure I have chlamydia now.

by KinkymanXOXO6969 April 13, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

Coke Nuke

Having an overdose of cocaine, normally with a group of friends or at a club
whilst high/drunk.

Frank offered Allie a coke nuke, but he turned down the deal.

by cowtroller June 7, 2014

Ninute nuker

The power scale of a microwave

Wow your microwave has a lot of ninute nukers

by Chevy2007 February 26, 2017

Ninute nuker

The power scale of a microwave

Wow your microwave has a lot of ninute nukers

by Chevy2007 February 26, 2017

Butt Nuke

It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt

Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful

by KANT D3Ni April 20, 2017