When a woman is giving you a blow job and at the same time rubs both hands on each side off your penis in a twisting and twirling fashion.
by NoLuck December 03, 2009
When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)
Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe
Female: (not responding/did not hear)
Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...
Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
Female: (not responding/did not hear)
Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...
Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
by Skillet Sensation July 07, 2010
Dawn: You are the best guy ever. I can't believe we are in this relationship. I've always wanted someone like you in my life.
Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.
Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.
by gushmonkey April 20, 2011
While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."
Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.
by bakedmonkey69 February 02, 2022
by booty_mcanus_3001 December 11, 2022
by graylover333 May 24, 2022
A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.
by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017