by Bayside134 June 7, 2020

by "Bloodbath" McGrath April 4, 2008

by calijag November 8, 2010

by fdny81 December 27, 2021

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

by schloober September 24, 2010

a way to aknowledge that someone has just said or done something really stupid or below there normal intallectual level, or a non-confrontational way to negatively respond to a statement when a personal opinion is put down by a friend
Man A: I just put the peanut butter in the fridge.
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry
*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.
Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry
*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.
Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
by Evil Sniggihnz December 20, 2010
