Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.
A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.
A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.
Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.
Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.
Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.
Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.
Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!
Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.
Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.
Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.
Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.
Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!
Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.
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Get the Definition-duellist mug.All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
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Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! mug.I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.
Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Get the Definition mug.Multiple users have, in attempts to be funny and partake in the odd bit of tomfoolery, created definitions for these words. Most notably, a user in 2023 affirmed that the most searched word is "emo", and I can tell you with certainty that this is wrong. It is in fact "key beard", which is definitely not some kind of inside joke in which I may or may not be an actor.
In more seriousness, the most popular definition is probably something like "gay" or "retarded", or maybe even "rizz", "locked in", or "low taper fade" (if only our past selves could see this...)
In more seriousness, the most popular definition is probably something like "gay" or "retarded", or maybe even "rizz", "locked in", or "low taper fade" (if only our past selves could see this...)
I wonder what are the most popular definition of the Urban Dictionary... I'll click on that link saying "Our most popular definitions", that's gonna be it!
by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025
Get the Our Most Popular Definitions mug.A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
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