butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

Butt Skunk

Used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk. Can be used to describe the smell and/or the person the smell came from.

Sara is a complete and total fucking butt skunk.

This turd smell butt skunk.

by Kicks-tard September 4, 2010

butt deposit

when you blast a load in some skanks ass

kim kardashian aka butt deposit bank

by eat a dick bitches December 3, 2010

cheddar butt

When you have a strong cheese-like odor omitting from your asshole

"Hey, man, how did it go with Victoria last night?"
"Man, she had some mean ass cheddar butt"

by cheddbutt69 April 7, 2016

Bourbon Butt

The ungodly foul stench produced upon excrement after big night drinking bourbon.

Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!

by Big weapon April 9, 2011

Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

butt-whisper

fart

"Did you just butt-whisper?"

by marley1bone May 12, 2014