Banana squirt

When a black person squirts from his extremely large banana dick

Sorry Lamar, I was having a fap session in the kitchen and I got banana squirt all over ur fried chicken

by Fish balls August 1, 2017

Banana with no crust

When if you don’t know that one tik tok, you say this implying you are as stupid as the idea of a banana with no crust.

“Bro you know that one TikTok?”
“Nah bruh im a banana with no crust”

by RANDOMPERSON578912590341687 April 20, 2020

Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.

Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.

by Docdude November 2, 2016

banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.

I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.

by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016

Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.

So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.

by Freemont04 August 31, 2013

Weekend Banana

Dick for the weekend/one night stand

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?

by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019

Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020