Mr.Niceguy

carries your bags across the street for you after buying food. Beware of bums they impersonate Mr.Niceguy and then want your money or food. He will not suck your dick hes not that nice.

No more Mr.Niceguy! - alice cooper

by Caleb Scott August 15, 2007

niceness in a bottle

A term used to describe something really cool, awesome, or just plain fuckin sweet.

Look at dat! Look at dat! That was niceness in a bottle right there bitch!

by caliplaya January 25, 2006

nice bro pound it

A sign of respect and praise between bros. Similar to the high five.

Ryan-Dude, we totally wrecked that chick last night.
Gavin-Nice bro pound it. Now lets go listen to some Dave Matthews Band.

by Gavy G June 11, 2008

Nice and Relaxed

A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.

Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"

by NHG July 27, 2010

Nice Guys Finish Last

A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.

Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.

Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"

Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

Nicer

slang term for cigarette, coined by ska band No Class in their song "One more nicer"

I need a nicer

"One more nicer for the road"

by Russ Insane August 4, 2008

nice guy

A guy that ultimately could satisfy the sexual needs of women if they were given a chance. women want nice guys but go for the assholes because women are hipocritical and shallow and couldn't even give the nice guys a sympathy fuck.

i was driving my friend and 3 girls around. my friend got action, and the 2 girls did each other while i got nothing and continued to be a taxi driver. true story.

i wish i wasn't a nice guy maybe i would get laid at least once.

by killioughtta December 28, 2005