Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025

Michialee

Michialee (noun): A name that signifies an extraordinary person who is as breathtakingly beautiful as she is kind-hearted. Michialee is the embodiment of warmth, compassion, and an effortlessly cool vibe that draws people in. She is not just an amazing girlfriend—she is the best girlfriend, someone who radiates love, loyalty, and unwavering support in everything she does.

Beyond her striking looks and magnetic personality, Michialee is a force to be reckoned with in the world of video games, effortlessly mastering every challenge with skill and confidence. Her ability to stay super chill under pressure makes her not only a formidable opponent but also the perfect gaming partner. Whether she’s dominating a leaderboard or making the people around her laugh with her quick wit, Michialee is a rare gem—someone you can’t help but admire.

Her charm isn’t just skin-deep; it’s in the way she makes life feel more exciting, more meaningful, and infinitely better just by being in it. To know Michialee is to love her, to date her is to feel like the luckiest person alive, and to marry her? That’s the ultimate win—a lifelong adventure filled with passion, fun, and unwavering devotion.

I can’t believe I found my Michialee—she’s insanely beautiful, incredibly kind, a total gaming legend, and the chillest, most amazing girlfriend ever. Marrying her is the best decision I’ll ever make!

by Jackson the real one February 6, 2025

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Michigan McChicken

The Michigan McChicken is the act of having pleasure sexual intimacy with a McChicken, from the popular fast food chain McDonald's, then ejaculate inside the McChicken, and then giving it to a homeless man to feast on.

Anthony: Man im bored, Whats the move?

Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?

Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!

Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!

by kaji2k February 22, 2025

Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”

“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2

by goonercore March 14, 2025

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025