michael

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend
by mike the dick June 14, 2017
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Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"
by hi im wasabi March 22, 2018
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Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!
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A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.
Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.
by someotherkid2021 October 12, 2017
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A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
"I totally want a Michael!"
by klassybiatch June 05, 2015
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HES GOT A MUSCLE PP
WOW LOOK AT MICHAEL OVER THERE

HES GOT A MUSCLE PP FOR SURE
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