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Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!
by harry0101 November 9, 2018
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Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves
Michael is sad and wants to be cooler
by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019
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Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
"I totally want a Michael!"
by klassybiatch June 7, 2015
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Michael

A Gay Fag boy who has autism and ADHD and needsextreem helm cause hes also GAY
Michael has a gay over in his imagination
by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 22, 2018
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Michael

Michael is usually best described as a hot fucking mess. He is lazy and lays around like a dumbass. He plays video games and knows nothing of the real world.
Why... why did Michael just walk into a wall?
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michael

WOW LOOK AT MICHAEL OVER THERE

HES GOT A MUSCLE PP FOR SURE
by muscle pp January 17, 2019
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Michael

Wow he is such a Michael
by Human852 January 23, 2017
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