HOA Meeting

A bunch of old white men doing what old white men do best: talking out their asses.

They’re generally talking about controlling other people’s lives, without considering how those people feel.
“There’s an HOA Meeting tonight
“Oh barf
I know right
by thesunisadeadlylaser July 27, 2021
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18 point meeting

It is a round of golf
I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.
by RainDogs May 24, 2018
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Surrogate meeting

When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!
I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!
by EddieBrock5 December 18, 2023
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meeting mel

an among us player who camps by the emergency meeting button and doesn't do any tasks or contribute in any major way, usually calling a meeting for anything they think seems "sus". the constant meetings they call make it impossible to finish tasks or really even play the game. this is by far the most annoying player
a: "who's been calling all these meetings? i'm in the middle of a task."
b: "oh that's just meeting mel."
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1232 September 27, 2020
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lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.
Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.
by Tightglow May 05, 2015
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Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!
Glad to meet you!
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meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."
by SalvyZ April 19, 2022
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