Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.
He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt
by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019
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matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.
by emma moscherosch August 30, 2008
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matt murray

the pittsburgh penguins goaltender. #30. He is the Goat and amazing and intelligent.
by gsd dog February 10, 2018
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matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear
"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"
by high hill lil February 22, 2009
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Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass
Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission
by Jonathan Boothby February 05, 2008
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Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.
Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!
by Steve Luctual November 15, 2019
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Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: +1 (314) 660-0597. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.
1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.
by SwearBear00 June 18, 2019
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