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Manletarian

A beta of all beta's. A person that is 5"6 and claims to be 5"11. Some are known for their extraordinary talent at short man sports excelling in bird watching, futsal and indoor soccer. Short man syndrome mask their low self esteem with heavy ego lifting at the gymnasium and using weightlifting belts to support their insignificant spine. With a body fat percentage higher than their percentage exam mark to get into Medicine school its no doubt manletarians are below midgets in life.
The 'manletarian' wept as an alpha entered the room and took the spotlight
by whisperingeye6969696969 October 19, 2016
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Mullet Mafia

A mafia with people that only have mullets, and have nothing better to do with their life. and their leader is the crazy football coach that has a sucky mullet.
coach: let’s have a mullet mafia

every boy in the grade: BETTT
by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019
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Mommy mullet

a diked out loser who steals your man
have fun with mommy mullet! LOL!
by mommy mullet February 15, 2010
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moot mullet

The term given to a filthy, saggy, overgrown, pungent smelling, disease ridden vagina of and indigenous Australian women (a.k.a. A Gin) inclusive of the pubic hair.
"Hey you lubby white 'sing wanna moonyea my moot mullet? But you gotta scratch and sniff first."
by Nifty the 2nd July 19, 2014
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Coconut Malled

You’ve just been coconut malled
hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you
by Man that’s Major May 7, 2021
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mallternative

Purchasers of goth/skate/punk accessories at the local shopping mall.
"But Mom, I want to be different like everybody else."
by phoelixgoodwood March 16, 2004
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Manlet

a small man who has to use lines such as "Hi you are really beautiful and I would like to have sex with your ankles, can we do it please?" to get laid.

It has also been reported that manlets can die from eating a manwich. Their body cannot hand this amount of manly meat.
A man who is below 5'5" is a manlet. They even resemble a chode.
by A New Era April 15, 2007
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