Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

Machine everything

A term that means to "shell down" or shoot down "everything"

"WEGO HADDA MACHINE EVERYTHING ENT ENT"

by Gary go shoot alexander May 30, 2019

machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner

Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!

by guymanchester August 29, 2017

Poop Machine

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.

Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*

by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010

toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

by jefferprise January 7, 2008

Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.

"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*

by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021

the pinball machine

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.

I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight

by MuzzikA0 March 1, 2021