limpet

A limpet is a klutzy girl; a bad dancer.

It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.

That babe is fucking hot as hell, but what a limpet on the floor... she stepped on my foot like three times.

by Fatty Johnson September 14, 2008

limp

too much time on ones hands

he was simply limpin'

by jerk January 2, 2007

limpskie

the act of shitting and puking at the same time

dude (INSERT NAME) was so wasted last night he limpskied all over the floor.

by Mark Joey Casey and Joe July 30, 2011

limp swag

False swagger; Those who think they have it, but don't.

Guy 1: I've got some mad swag right now.
Guy 2: No, you have limp swag with that bro top on.

by th3thomas August 19, 2011

lippy delight

when you refrigerate while singing rooba rooba for 14 hours straight when you are at the camp of dreams inside mount livepens or when you have too much lip hairs in your pocket meant for rooba rooba powers

Chang: you gonna a CHANG me some lippy delight

cat no but laugh me jeremy did

by Chang the robbalicous March 31, 2013

limp nip

old womens breast that is saggy

Look at that limp nip

by unslayableman February 4, 2014

lumpy lumps

lumpy ass boobies that sag.

dayum gurl you got some lumpy lumps.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014