Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019

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2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.

"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."

by The Ish April 22, 2005

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Lemon

Lemon is a term which basically means don't get cocky, rude or mouthy to the person you're talking to..

(as seen on football factories)

Person 1 < Alright Mate? >
Person 2 < Fuck off mug! >
Person 1 < Don't get lemon! >

by Skempy July 26, 2007

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lemon wedge

(noun) A slang term for a homosexual man.

"That guy is definitely a lemon wedge"

by Brandon Robert October 29, 2007

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Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

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