puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 6, 2006

lemmonate

Lemmonate: noun, to ponder or think about. To let something sit on your mind while you absorb new information or contemplate an issue.

I'm unsure if I want to go out or stay in and watch a movie tonight. I'll have to lemmonate about it.

I lemmonated about what you said, and decided that you are wrong about your plan.

I'm lemmonating my spring break plans, should I go to Vegas or Cancun?

by LemmonatingAllTheTime March 3, 2019

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006

Lemming Model

A model (often fashion) that can never seem to make it for a photo shoot because he/she has a near impossible (yet poor) excuse that can not be refuted.

The Lemming Model didn't show up for the shoot today, her third grandfather died.

by badphotographer September 4, 2007

lemonino

A non-alcoholic beverage made from approximately 1 pint of chilled San Pellegrino sparkling water and the juice of a fresh lemon (0.5 to 1.0 lemons, depending on taste).

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Thirsty Folk: I'll have a lemonino, please.

by Tim_Houston November 3, 2009

Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.

Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha

by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009