Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.

"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"

by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020

the hunky spunky junky

When you suck a girls arsehole whilst getting sucked off by a pair of hairy lesbians

Adam: Bro did you hear about Jack? He got the hunky spunky junky last weekend.
Steve: Damn I'm so jealous!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

dirty junky

One who will rub fecal matter all over their genitalia whilst proceeding to have sexual intercourse anally.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that Maddison is a dirty junky?
Guy 2: I knew she was a freak!
Guy 1: Tell me about it!

by BeanerWoman October 3, 2021

Junkie

Someone who shoots drug into their arm!

That junkie josh ayala needs to die with his AIDS already! Hes a piece of shit.

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

Funky Junky

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.

Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!

by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

Junkie Bucks

The fictional monies in which junkies claim they are going to use to pay for their imaginary, and often, lavish purchases.

Junkie: "Yeah man, I'm gonna buy a boat and we can all hang out on it and rip around and lay in the sun!"
Bystander: "Using what? Junkie Bucks?"

by MiboEbo August 25, 2021