kevin jonas

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.

girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey

by Xd4n137x0rx October 16, 2008

jonafied

A word to describe something or someone covered with Jonas Brothers items

"Oh Em Jay,i JONAFIED my computer"

by Joe Jonas' Wife October 6, 2008

jonas sidecar

The jonas sidecar is a sexual act, which technically maintains everyone's virginity promises. With a ring on his left ring finger, a guy promise-ring-fingers a girl and masturbates with their right hand. The guy ejaculates onto the bed next to the girl (sidecarring her). The act is completed by offering the girl gas money in the following manner: "I've only got a 5 and a 20. Do you have change for a 5?"

did you hear he jonas sidecarred that girl from the bar last night?

by gaper27 January 25, 2010

Jonas brothers

n. jo•nas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.

Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!

by Cornikinz May 10, 2009

Life With Jonas

The best band in the history of the world composed of the greatest guys in the universe.

"Who is that kick-ass, mind-blowing, awesome, and rockin' song by?!"
"LIFE WITH JONAS, OF COURSE!"

by Spaz February 6, 2005

Jonas Hater

A person, mainly boys between the ages of 12-24, who hates the Jonas Brothers because they can get girls. These boys usually have girlfriends or EX girlfriends that love the Jonas Brothers. These boys usually cant get girls themselves. They are extreme jealous types.

Boy 1 - The Jonas Brothers are sooo gay. They can't write music.

Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.

"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"

by xJBx April 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly 8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.

Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*

by Ms.Thrift September 1, 2009