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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016
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jonasson

You're the most sexiest, it got rumours that every king or queen has been in a relation with a jonasson
Jonasson is the best
by Ostmästaren December 12, 2016
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Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.
Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!
by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017
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jonas bridges

Wow you have an big/great/... Jimmy like this Jonas Bridges!
by Jimmyisdaddy February 9, 2017
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jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone
i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach
by woahits_reese February 13, 2017
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jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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