Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020

Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.

Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.

by wahtduh May 8, 2014

jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010

jocke

Likes to joke with peoples

You are like Jocke

by ALksjdj December 12, 2016

condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms

Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock

by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016

jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.

"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack

by oml.zebra June 14, 2016

jock smith

an absolute bender who would do anything for a rimjob

i can’t wait to see jock smith

by longschlong1527369 January 6, 2022