jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)

"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"

by Locket July 17, 2006

Jimmy Pants

1.A fashion disaster. Commomly used among women.
2. A man named Jimmy trousers
3. A guy trying to hard (jimmy pantszin)

1."Yo chica, look at what she is wearing. Thats Jimmy Pants."
2."Hi jimmy are those your pants?"
"Yea man they're Jimmy pants"
3. "Yo check out that guy, Hes Jimmy Pantszin"

by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004

Jimmy Slip

Another word for sexual intercourse. Only to be used by men.

"How'd things go last night"
"You know, I gave the her the ole jimmy slip"

by JimmyCorn April 29, 2009

A quick jimmie

When ur so fukn horny u need to have a quick fap to relieve urself otherwise u could end up blowing ur load in the middle of class or in the office or when making a meal. So the idea of a quick jimmie is to quickly relieve urself so ur not feeling anxious or awkward for the duration of the time u are horny or just really really excited.

Dude the other day on the bus this fukn sexy asf bitch got her skirt caught on the seat and I just had to have a quick jimmie, I was lucky no one saw but even luckier to see the outline of her moist cunt.

by Excel Remix March 28, 2015

jimmy taco

someone who cant get an errection when there is a naked babe next to him!

Can i get three crunchy tacos and three jimmy tacos (ordering three crunchy tacos and three soft tacos at taco bell)

by Bob Sagggett February 20, 2008

jimmie hatz

jimmie hatz is the slang for "condoms"

hey you got any jimmie hatz?

by tatiana September 4, 2004

Jimmy Neutron

When you stick a pencil in your partners pubes and proceed to twist the pencil around so their pubes collect around the pencil in the form of a ice cream swirl. You then shit on the area that is raw from having the pubes forcibly ripped off, then form the shit in the form of jimmy neutrons hair

"Dude Brittany gave me a Jimmy neutron"
"She gave you. A big head?"
"No she gave me head then my dick swelled from her std"

by B1tchPudd!ng February 9, 2015