Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!

friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019

Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.

I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.

by o_.._o August 20, 2015

Circle Jersey

Before the circle jerk begins, all participants pull their shirts over their head so they can’t see whose jerkin who…

Hey guys do you wanna have a quick circle jersey? Shirts up buds!!!

by Shiznitzky October 27, 2021

jersey nose

Rampant pollutants/filth/mold/other allergens in the air in New Jersey cause residents (and visitors of more than a year) to have constant allergies all year.

Oh you're sick in September? Bet it's just that Jersey Nose!

by purplemurple September 20, 2013

Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Jersey Hamburger

When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.

Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.

by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009