Jake Paul

Well, Jake Paul is an extremely retarded, selfish faggot.

Starr: ew, do you know Jake Paul?
Ben: yeah, I do. Jesus, he's a fucking loser.

by onionringbaloney March 7, 2019

Jake pauler

Another name for a retarded person.

Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.

by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017

jake bugg

the best thing to be discovered for about the past 15 years with a sound that could be compared to such kick ass artists like donovan, stones or bob dylan, simon and garfunkel etc. he is magical. and hes damn fine. so there's that. he's the whole package and if you're smart you'll keep your eye on him cause he's gonna be huge in a short matter of time.

"hey do you listen to jake bugg?"
"no"
"what are you living for"

by rocknrollwillneverdie September 22, 2013

Jake Paul

Gay

Jake Paul is gay.

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 19, 2018

Jizzy Jake

The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.

omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!

by thetruthistold November 21, 2010

Jake Locker

To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard

Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.

by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015

Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018