Backyard Surfing

Backyard surfing is a discrete way to say smoking marijuana.

have to go to work but then im gonna do some backyard surfing then get some mucho munchies

by jumpingbeaner March 7, 2011

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 13, 2012

mind surf

a mental experience in which surfers envision how they would absolutely shred an unridden wave that they are watching

Chad is mind surfing every wave from the beach and frothing out of his mind

by carln November 18, 2023

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008

Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023