Hush Meal

When you go out with the boys to do hood rat shit. You buy your wife take-out and have it delivered so she doesn't get upset that you're out having fun and she is not. It becomes a thing that your wife looks forward to when you go out for a night on the town.
I'm going to a comedy show tonight, I have to order my wife a hush meal.
by hushdaddy July 10, 2024
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pop-meal

pop-meal is a street name for illegal drugs
do you sell pop-meal? ”
by canineteeth August 16, 2024
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pop-meal

pop-meal is a street name for illegal drugs
do you sell pop-meal ? ”
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vendor meal

having to buy a meal out of a vending machine
I worked late and the only thing i could find to eat was a vendor meal
by erica nybor July 11, 2008
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potyuck meal offering

A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.
Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!
by QuacksO October 27, 2017
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You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.
Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.
by Tuna Bananer August 17, 2018
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2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.
Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”
by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022
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