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Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
mugGet the Jazz The Humanmug.

Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick
"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."
by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022
mugGet the Ya Like Jazzmug.

jazz

josh: “do you guys still have jazz?”

grace: “nah man, all that jazz was made up.”
by jazzmonster June 18, 2022
mugGet the jazzmug.

Jazz Eggs

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again
by judonostalgia December 4, 2023
mugGet the Jazz Eggsmug.

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