by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

by Every monday May 23, 2024

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and they have to send a video of them doing a pantie peel.
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and they have to send a video of them doing a pantie peel.
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
