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Monday

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday
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Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.
me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.
by Bloesem April 16, 2018
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Every Monday

On every Monday it's Mario and 40s day drinking day
by Every monday May 23, 2024
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Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.
by ZebraPants December 26, 2008
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monday

yooo you see monday around she the best
by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and they have to send a video of them doing a pantie peel.
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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