GOD

God is the most powerful being in the universe. Could easily defeat shaggy or chuck norris

I am god

by Fucca June 29, 2020

God

Keanu Reeves

God "You're breathtaking"

by Eben A June 21, 2019

god

When your kill streak reaches 5+

that guy has reached god mode

by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020

God

Someone who people say created the world with no evidence and they say faith when faith is believing in something without evidence long story short he's santa Claus and we all know Santa Claus is real

Man 1: god is real you just have to have faith
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy

by THE ALMIGHTY IDIOT October 21, 2017

God

Usually someone who has read hair or Asian

“Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”

by God Duck March 2, 2022

God

There is none. Don't even bother arguing. You know that there is none. We can't all be correct, the Buddhists and the Christians and the Hindus and the Islams and the Muslims and the Pagans and everybody else can't possibly be correct. If everyone was correct, their jobs would be really horrible. If anybody was correct, at all, why do you think they would let every world crisis happen? The shootings and the cancer and the Hitler and the global warming and the anger and the assaults and Trump and the homelessness should not have happened. If there was a god, mabye they could have prevented that. But there isn't one. Wouldn't it be funny if all of the gods were real? Just be floating up in the sky, whacking each other Three Stooges style? Oh well. Time goes on.

Burns: SMITHERS!!
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems

by thatpixelgirl October 14, 2019

God

Shaggy rogers, a being with unimaginable power. He could destroy every multiverse and peality using only 1%of his power. He is out true god.

"Hey dude did you say thanks to the god?"
"Yeah i thanked jesus for my family and food"
"no im talking about the god of gods"
"oh yeah...i know who you are talking about just...dont say his name."
"yeah if you say it then you die...its just too much for a mere mortal like us to handle"

by WHat the frickedy frick March 1, 2019