Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight
Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022
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Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
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muck the barrel

A way to explain that you’re eating. Usually something that will make you full.
“Hey Dave do you want to go get tacos?”

Yep im ready to muck the barrel”
by Donald S. Duck January 04, 2018
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open barrel

An open barrel
"Is that a closed barrel ?. No its an open barrel."
by Yarbaconmuffin October 23, 2017
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barrel of tom

Roll roll the barrel, roll the barrel of Tom
by TomTheBarrel June 08, 2018
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rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while
Oh she a rusty barrel
by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017
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blue barrel

A very large, thick dick.
Omg Caroline, John has the best blue barrel!
by The best blue barrel January 31, 2016
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