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dutch tunnel

The act of farting in bed, holding the covers tight on one side while there is a slight tent or tunnel in front of the nose belonging to your mate.
I told her not to make 5 bean salad for dinner so I rewarded her with a Dutch Tunnel last night.
by M f R April 23, 2016
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wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.
by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007
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Golden Tunnel

I need to piss, time to give Makayla a golden tunnel
by DaddyDirk November 30, 2024
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Tunnel Jew

Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 11, 2024
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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024
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