ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.

Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!

by tim glomb July 14, 2009

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.

That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.

by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008

ass slam

The act of anal sex.

I gave Heather a good ass slam last night.

by JJ Pride December 4, 2007

Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.

I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

Ass water

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.

If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.

by Aurelico May 5, 2019